MY EX LIKES EVERYTHING

“My psychopathic asshole ex-partner likes all of my Facebook posts to show everybody that she is a good person. I hate it. What should I do?” Norbert, 49

Dear Like-Hater, you definitely have to chill!

To like something that you don’t really like is questionable. But getting all worked up about something you can easily change is just plain stupid.

You’re like Eva, the little bitch who lives next to my grandparents. Every time I cruise their front yard she barks her heart out. Every. Fucking. Time. I bet the stress will cost her at least half a year of her life.

Unfriend the old gal. Two clicks, super easy. Or: do nothing and relax.

After all, you are still Facebook friends with your psychopathic asshole ex-partner to show everybody that you’re a good person – so you’re even.

Thumbs up,
Felipe

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