“I’m single, good looking, nice body. Still, my pussy smashing rate’s very low. I’d love to improve it.Any suggestions?” Benton, 25
My dearest millennial psychopath,
if you have the urge to smash a pussy, I strongly suggest you talk to a professional.
With the help of a psychotherapist or a psychiatrist, you’ll be able to get to the roots of your compulsion to destroy the manifestation of beauty with your abusive language.
I hope that someday you’ll be able to give all pussies the love and respect they deserve.
Power to the Pussy!
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